Now for the real pics...here's a classic pose.

Getting tired yet?

Lucky shower curtain...don't you wish this was your back?

You like my hat? Bet you can't read it.

Is this better?...only if you can read upside down.

Blue on blue...what's it do to you?

You'll never guess what I'm hiding under here now.

Stars & Stripes.

These nails are as American as apple pie.